I once had an ex-lover attempt to reassure me that he didn't get fatigued giving oral sex, and to illustrate the fortitude of his mouth, he declared that "I once bit a trumpet in half".
Suffice to say, my pants stayed on because I laughed for a good half hour straight. (Apparently he had intended to say he had played trumpet, and it made his mouth strong enough to bite things in half..? Yeah, I don't know either.)
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